Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly tried offer something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have quickly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- went to the prison island
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on here this utterly bonkers event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em cruise around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpfacing off against alligators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild expedition. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is diving into a pen full of vicious alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could possibly go wrong?? Only time will reveal.